Hello. How are you? In need of quality ear food? Well, you can solve that by hopping on board for this month’s train trip. Half an hour of top tunes, strange passengers, and a journey you’ll never forget. Oh yes.

Hello. How goes it? That bad, eh? Oh well, worse things happen at sea (apparently.) Cheer yourself up with this month’s train trip, a wild ride full of amazing music, crazy passengers, and some strange goings-on in the Tunnel of the 9th Dimension. Enjoy!

Hey. You alright? Wanna hear some brilliant music, and take a journey that will leave you grinning your ears off? Course you do. So climb on board for this month’s Train Trip, and enter a world of sound that will entertain, enlighten, and get you s-s-s-sorted!

Hello. Season’s Greetings. Let’s face it, Santa is going to disappoint you this year, isn’t he? Yet again. So pick yourself up, by climbing on board for this month’s Train Trip. It’s a wild ride, that is guaranteed to deliver festive cheer.

Hello. You alright? Really? Oh dear. Sounds painful. And a little embarrassing. It happened in the shed? And the neighbours saw? Well, cheer yourself up, and hop on board for this month’s Train Trip, for a wild ride that will entertain, enlighten, and make all your woes disappear.

Is your life going nowhere? Are you lacking direction? A sense of purpose? Then hop on board for this month’s Train Trip, and enter a wild world of sound that will entertain, enlighten, and give you all the motivation you’ve ever needed. Guaranteed.

Are you feeling unwell? Got a bad cold? A dicky stomach? A dodgy knee? A weird rash? Then climb on board for this month’s Train Trip, and enter a world of sound that will entertain, enlighten, and ensure that you never have any health problems ever again.

Are you fed up with work, family, friends, neighbours, the bank, the weather, the washing-up, the bloody printer, and just about everything else, ever? Then climb on board for this month’s Train Trip, and enter a world of sound that will entertain, enlighten, and make all your dreams come true.