Hey. You alright? Festive greets etc etc. It’s time to hop on board for this month’s Train Trip, featuring Denise the Driver! Brian the Buffet Man! René the dog! Plus, utterly brilliant music, from across the aural spectrum. Oh yes. Enjoy!

Hey there. It’s time to hop on board for this month’s Train Trip, featuring… Incredible music! God! Ferris Bueller! Plus, an automated messaging system that’s got the funk. See it, Say it, S-S-S-Sorted!

Hello you. Fancy half an hour of great music, and thrilling entertainment? Course you do. So climb on board for this month’s Train Trip, where the passengers are strange, the staff even stranger, and things get metaphysical in the Tunnel of the 9th Dimension.

Hello, guess what? Yes, it’s time for this month’s Train Trip! Half an hour of amazing music, some simply divine passengers, and one very fed up train driver. You’re gonna love it. Enjoy!

It’s time to get on board for this month’s Train Trip. Half an hour of amazing music, strange passengers, and sunny summer vibes. Plus, what is going on in the Tunnel of the Ninth Dimension..? Tune in to find out!

Hello you. Hop on board for this month’s Train Trip. Half an hour of utterly brilliant music, strange passengers, an even stranger buffet service, and more fun than you could ever wish for. Oh yes. Enjoy!

Hello. How are you? In need of quality ear food? Well, you can solve that by hopping on board for this month’s train trip. Half an hour of top tunes, strange passengers, and a journey you’ll never forget. Oh yes.

Hello. How goes it? That bad, eh? Oh well, worse things happen at sea (apparently.) Cheer yourself up with this month’s train trip, a wild ride full of amazing music, crazy passengers, and some strange goings-on in the Tunnel of the 9th Dimension. Enjoy!

Hey. You alright? Wanna hear some brilliant music, and take a journey that will leave you grinning your ears off? Course you do. So climb on board for this month’s Train Trip, and enter a world of sound that will entertain, enlighten, and get you s-s-s-sorted!

Hello. Season’s Greetings. Let’s face it, Santa is going to disappoint you this year, isn’t he? Yet again. So pick yourself up, by climbing on board for this month’s Train Trip. It’s a wild ride, that is guaranteed to deliver festive cheer.

Hello. You alright? Really? Oh dear. Sounds painful. And a little embarrassing. It happened in the shed? And the neighbours saw? Well, cheer yourself up, and hop on board for this month’s Train Trip, for a wild ride that will entertain, enlighten, and make all your woes disappear.

Is your life going nowhere? Are you lacking direction? A sense of purpose? Then hop on board for this month’s Train Trip, and enter a wild world of sound that will entertain, enlighten, and give you all the motivation you’ve ever needed. Guaranteed.

Are you feeling unwell? Got a bad cold? A dicky stomach? A dodgy knee? A weird rash? Then climb on board for this month’s Train Trip, and enter a world of sound that will entertain, enlighten, and ensure that you never have any health problems ever again.

Are you fed up with work, family, friends, neighbours, the bank, the weather, the washing-up, the bloody printer, and just about everything else, ever? Then climb on board for this month’s Train Trip, and enter a world of sound that will entertain, enlighten, and make all your dreams come true.